So when I graduated college and got a real job, I can assure you, I spent about 1.5 minutes together even considering going to the dentist for the first two years. And I wouldn’t even have to spend a dime to do it. But eventually, and I’m not sure why, maybe I thought I had something to prove, I made an appointment. And I went in during lunch one day, got in the chair, even got some X-rays done. And you know what? I didn’t have a single cavity. Ha! I never felt like screaming “Damn the man!” than I did when I single-handedly proved that going to the dentist every 6 months is stupid. And boy, was my mom mad. I think she might have even called me a B-I-T-C-H. She flosses every day and always has cavities. I’d rather be lucky than good. You’ll never hear any different from me.
So that was a year ago and as I am about to go back to school and lose my cushy insurance, I made another appointment. The receptionist was all “I see you’re overdue on your 6-month check up”. I said yes but I really wanted to say “No, I never said I would be back in 6 months. I am, in fact, right on time for my annual check-up.” I called yesterday and they had an opening today. I said sure not thinking that this doesn’t give me enough time for my usual week-long “Make the dentist think I floss and brush twice a day” routine. It’s similar to my week-long “Make my mom think I wear my retainer every day” before I see her. Oh well. I’m lucky, not good.